January 2012
December 2011
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slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
this could actually potentionally happen if i get too drunk
why am i getting so emotional? i just started crying over weeds, omg.
kaylaaa12 asked: You dont suck, you're actually really gorgeous, guys are just assholes. He obviously would have been a dick anyways, you don't need that
I lied,
I got stood up. Why did I leave getting drunk for nothing? now I’m home spending another night alone. Wish I was hot enough to actually have a date.. ha. I fucking suck.
smoke date(:<3
fuck you Bruno mars, I hear you entirely too much.
smoke me out? wtf does that mean?
‘smoke me up’… i hate all this new stoner language..
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i'm gonna start doing billy banks tae bo.
ftw.
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Resolutions?
I don’t normally do them. But there are a few things I want to accomplish in the new year, seeing as this one was really fucking rough..
Get a full time job; I love Zumiez, but I need a job where I work 40+ hours a week, I have bills to pay!
Get my hair cut.
See if I can get medical insurance through welfare; gotta love loopholes, right?
Lose a lot of weight. I need to start focusing on...
I've been watching weeds and cleaning so hard omg.
Tim is my hero omg. He just broke into my apartment for me, ‘cause my dumb ass locked myself out.. now i know how to break in everyone’s apartment…
scratch that. i have a 100 dollar gift card.
i am going to target. ftw.
i just want a good smelling perfume ok jesus why is this so hard
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I’m not a believer in predetermined fates, being rewarded for one’s efforts. I’m...
– Daniel Handler (via sea-leggs)
SLAP IT ON MY ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
ballerina95:
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
jellyfilledcondoms:
im not a child moseby i know how to spell prndl
oh im sorry why dont we just relax turn on the radio would you like am or fmmmmmmmmm
hahahahahah omg i still can hear this in my mind